Wants $3,000 just to train its algorithm. That's the entry ticket, before you learn anything.
Your audience is here too. Your competition isn't.
100 million US visits a day, and almost nobody bidding on them. We build and run the complete ad-to-conversion system — creative, landing page, funnel — until we find the one that brings you subscribers, signups or customers at a price your current channels can’t match.
Same real people zero creative censorship
Your page opens in its own tab while the visitor is on an entertainment, news, education or content site. A whole screen instead of a 300×250 — the one format banner blindness can’t filter out, and the one place your creative runs exactly as written. Around 100 million visits a day in the US alone, with worldwide and per-geo volume on top.
How the test worksWhat mainstream actually costs
Meta
CPM up 20% in a year to $14.19. Cost per action up 38% to $38.19. And it still bans accounts faster than you can appeal.
TikTok
Its own hoops to jump through, and the same auction inflation. 16 of 17 industries paid more this year than last.
Moderation
Every platform's review strips out the exact words and visuals that actually make people click.
Prices rise because the room is full. So leave the room.
Only cheap if you know what you're doing
The volume is real and the prices are low because supply is enormous and demand is thin — no Fortune 500 bids here. But the market is also full of resellers reselling resellers, and bot traffic is everywhere. Buy naively and you'll burn your budget on fake clicks. That's the actual product we sell: 10+ years of media buying in this ecosystem.
Source networks only
Never resellers, never resellers of resellers. We buy where the traffic originates.
Human whitelists
Placements proven to send people, not scripts — kept per vertical, updated after every burst.
Behavioral SDK
Scroll, read, click, continue: per-placement proof that visitors act like humans, not bots.
$100 junk cut
Junk placements get cut within the first $100 of spend. Losers never touch real budget.
One test. Three weeks.
$1,500 setup — research, 20 conversion systems, creative, funnels, tracking · $1,500 media — bought in $100 bursts
Deep-dive interview
Your offer, your audience, their jobs-to-be-done. The only hour we need from your team.
20 conversion systems
Creative, landing page and flow as one unit — 20 different attacks on banner blindness, each consistent with your offer.
Traffic goes live
~5 message variants per job-to-be-done, injected into the 2–3 winning systems. First bursts fly.
Prune & scale
Placement cleanup and whitelist extraction after every burst. Losers die fast. Winners get budget.
Your winner is in
The wall of 20, with the one that beat the rest lit up — and the number it hit against your target CPA.
From you: one interview on day 1, access to your offer, and a way to count the target action — we'll help set up the pixel. We build the landing pages, funnels and tracking ourselves.
Weeks of fieldwork, and at the end you know what people say they would do.
Three weeks, and fifty thousand strangers show you what they actually do.
After 3 weeks, you have:
A verdict with numbers: does this channel hit your target CPA — yes or no
The winning ad-to-conversion system — creative, landing page and flow that converted real US traffic, reusable in Meta, email, anywhere
Placement whitelists and full funnel analytics from our tracking SDK
The landing pages we built — they're yours
If it works: a scaling plan. We run the channel for 15–20% of ad spend.
Half the fee is media spend and half is work that happens either way. You keep the verdict, the full report on what worked and what didn't, and the winning messages. A clean "no" after $3,000 beats a slow "maybe" after $30,000.
Not a sales tactic. If we scale two newsletters on the same placements, they start bidding against each other and both lose. Whoever books the vertical first keeps it for the quarter. Ten test slots a month total.
For some funnels.
Not for all.
- Feed a newsletter list and buy subscribers at a known CPA
- Sell a course or community with a low-ticket, self-serve checkout
- Run a quiz or consumer-subscription funnel — astrology, fitness, nutrition, languages
- Can name one top-of-funnel action and a target CPA
- You need a direct sale from the first click — cold interrupted traffic doesn't buy on the spot. We optimize for top-of-funnel actions: an email, a signup, a quiz start.
- You need guaranteed brand-safe placements. Honestly: nobody in this ecosystem can name every domain. If your compliance requires it, this channel isn't for you — and we'll tell you so on the call.
- You can't measure. No pixel, no CRM, no tracking — no verdict.
Honest disqualification saves your call slot for someone it fits — and saves you three weeks.
Questions you'll ask —
honest answers
What exactly is this format?
Why is this traffic so cheap? What's the catch?
If the channel is so good, why don't you keep it for yourselves?
Where exactly will my ads show? Is it brand-safe?
What if it doesn't work? Do I get a refund?
What do you need from me?
How do we define "it worked"?
We built one of
these networks.
R&D and business consultant who has built and scaled companies from go-to-market strategy and product management through to digital marketing and content. He runs every call himself.
- Platform.io
- RichAds.com
- Vrboxing.com
- Telegang.agency
Digital and affiliate marketing: ad strategy, media planning, business analytics. Builds the funnels and the tracking, and runs our own AI-course funnel on this exact channel right now.
- RichAds.com
- Telegang.agency
- 4commas apps
- Affmid.com
Both of us co-founded RichAds, which sits in every industry list of the top networks in this format. We know what this inventory does because we sold it before we bought it.
Build a funnel on untapped traffic
We build the whole system — creative, landing pages, funnels, tracking. First traffic is usually live within 72 hours of the call.
Send us your funnel. Within 48 hours you get a written teardown: whether it can convert cold traffic, and what we’d fix first. Free, no call required.
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