Wants $3,000 just to train its algorithm. That's the entry ticket, before you learn anything.
100 million US visits a day. The channel your competitors ignore.
We build complete ad-to-conversion systems: creative, landing page, and funnel. Then we test 20+ of them on traffic mainstream platforms won't sell you. In 3 weeks, you get a verdict on the channel and the winning system, yours to keep.
Same real people zero creative censorship
Your page opens in its own tab while the visitor is on an entertainment, news, education or content site. A whole screen instead of a 300×250 — the one format banner blindness can’t filter out, and the one place your creative runs exactly as written. Around 100 million visits a day in the US alone, with worldwide and per-geo volume on top.
How the test worksWhat mainstream actually costs
Meta
Bans accounts faster than you can appeal — with your budget and your pixel data stuck inside.
TikTok
Its own hoops to jump through, and the same auction inflation as everywhere the crowd goes.
Moderation
Every platform's review strips out the exact words and visuals that actually make people click.
The messages that convert best are often the ones you're not allowed to run.
Only cheap if you know what you're doing
The volume is real and the prices are low because supply is enormous and demand is thin — no Fortune 500 bids here. But the market is also full of resellers reselling resellers, and bot traffic is everywhere. Buy naively and you'll burn your budget on fake clicks. That's the actual product we sell: 10+ years of media buying in this ecosystem.
Source networks only
Never resellers, never resellers of resellers. We buy where the traffic originates.
Human whitelists
Placements proven to send people, not scripts — kept per vertical, updated after every burst.
Behavioral SDK
Scroll, read, click, continue: per-placement proof that visitors act like humans, not bots.
$100 junk cut
Junk placements get cut within the first $100 of spend. Losers never touch real budget.
One test. Three weeks.
$3,000 flat.
$1,500 setup — research, 20 conversion systems, creative, funnels, tracking · $1,500 media — bought in $100 bursts
Deep-dive interview
Your offer, your audience, their jobs-to-be-done. The only hour we need from your team.
20 conversion systems
Creative, landing page and flow as one unit — 20 different attacks on banner blindness, each consistent with your offer.
Traffic goes live
~5 message variants per job-to-be-done, injected into the 2–3 winning systems. First bursts fly.
Prune & scale
Placement cleanup and whitelist extraction after every burst. Losers die fast. Winners get budget.
From you: one interview on day 1, access to your offer, and a way to count the target action — we'll help set up the pixel. We build the landing pages, funnels and tracking ourselves.
After 3 weeks, you have:
A verdict with numbers: does this channel hit your target CPA — yes or no
The winning ad-to-conversion system — creative, landing page and flow that converted real US traffic, reusable in Meta, email, anywhere
Placement whitelists and full funnel analytics from our tracking SDK
The landing pages we built — they're yours
If it works: a scaling plan. We run the channel for 15–20% of ad spend.
Half the fee is media spend and half is work that happens either way. You keep the verdict, the full report on what worked and what didn't, and the winning messages. A clean "no" after $3,000 beats a slow "maybe" after $30,000.
Buying and production run through one pair of hands — ten is the honest number. We build everything; you show up to one interview. After the first ten slots, we revisit.
For some funnels.
Not for all.
- Feed a newsletter list and buy subscribers at a known CPA
- Sell a course or community with a low-ticket, self-serve checkout
- Run a quiz or consumer-subscription funnel — astrology, fitness, nutrition, languages
- Can name one top-of-funnel action and a target CPA
- You need a direct sale from the first click — cold interrupted traffic doesn't buy on the spot. We optimize for top-of-funnel actions: an email, a signup, a quiz start.
- You need guaranteed brand-safe placements. Honestly: nobody in this ecosystem can name every domain. If your compliance requires it, this channel isn't for you — and we'll tell you so on the call.
- You can't measure. No pixel, no CRM, no tracking — no verdict.
Honest disqualification saves your call slot for someone it fits — and saves you three weeks.
Questions you'll ask —
honest answers
What exactly is this format?
Why is this traffic so cheap? What's the catch?
If the channel is so good, why don't you keep it for yourselves?
Where exactly will my ads show? Is it brand-safe?
What if it doesn't work? Do I get a refund?
What do you need from me?
How do we define "it worked"?
Two people.
Skin in the same channel.
R&D and business consultant who has built and scaled companies from go-to-market strategy and product management through to digital marketing and content. He runs every call himself.
- Platform.io
- RichAds.com
- Vrboxing.com
- Telegang.agency
Digital and affiliate marketing: ad strategy, media planning, business analytics. Builds the funnels and the tracking, and runs our own AI-course funnel on this exact channel right now.
- RichAds.com
- Telegang.agency
- 4commas apps
- Affmid.com
In performance, a personal track record beats a logo wall. Ask us anything, live, screen shared.
Build a funnel on untapped traffic
We build the whole system — creative, landing pages, funnels, tracking. First traffic is usually live within 72 hours of the call.
Send us your funnel — we'll tell you in 48 hours if it's ready for cold traffic. Free.
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